I've been meaning to blog for a few days, but I haven't thought of anything blog worthy....until now. Suzy sent me this message today, and I laughed so hard that I felt like sharing.
15 things you are NOT required to know how to do in order to get a doctorate:
1. How to assemble non-ugly three-year review binders.
2. How to share empty cardboard boxes with one's playmates.
3. How to not handle all of the cookies when selecting one's favorite.
4. How to not lose dozens of sharpies regularly.
5. How to use a copier.
6. How to selectively print a FEW pages out of MASSIVE documents.
7. How to clean a scanner after getting sand all over it.
8. How to convert word documents to pdfs.
9. How to notice if mailboxes are ordered alphabetically.
10. How to sing the alphabet in one's head.
11. How to get an automatic stapler to staple.
12. How to keep an automatic stapler from rapid firing.
13. How to write polite things on co-worker's birthday cards.
14. How to respond to important emails.
and finally...
15. How to NOT BE AWKWARD!!!
With all my love,
from a quasi scientist to the real deal,
Suzanne
PS: All of the above are based on real experiences, many of which have happened since noon today.
ISN'T SHE HILARIOUS?